You’re not going to stay single forever. Whether you like it or not, eventually someone is going to find you irresistible. So until that day comes, here are some things to do to bask shamelessly in the glory of singledom.
- Put on your most comfortable pajamas, lay on the couch with one hand in the bag of chips laying on your stomach, and don’t move for hours while bingeing through a season (or two) of The Affair.
- Read more books.
- Go to the gym regularly.
- Go shopping and buy yourself whatever you want, because the only person you’re buying for is you, and girl ya look good.
- Self improve, self reflect, just do you.
- Leave the house to hang out with your friends and don’t tell anyone where you’re going, what you’re doing and who you spoke to. Just be free.
- Accept numbers from strangers and dates from cute guys because well, you can.
- Watch whatever you want to watch on tv, whenever you want to watch it.
- Sleep in peace. A peace that only one who does not share a bed knows.
- Go on a girls’ trip with your best friends.
- Dance to Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” because that’s your anthem.
- Be melodramatic, blast music, pour yourself a glass of wine, and sing!
- Say yes to everything and experience it all.
- Join a co-ed sports league and make friends who are boys.
- Appreciate it. The grass is always going to look greener but the piece you’re standing on is pretty spectacular, so own it and enjoy it while you’re still single.
